This could possibly:

1. give away my potato identity (to the non-existent readers).

2. give you goosebumps.

3. make you very, very scared of the person in the video (think: crazy dances).



But I think that:

1. it's super hilarious

2. and thoughtful

Great and FUN ways to commit suicide:

Disclaimer: Names in conversation below have been changed to protect... me.

Sorry I didn't do the same for you em-met-t-m (hehe). See now I'd have to see you in court (omg, this cannot get any more retarded).

1) Sliding of wrists

--[colgate]-- says:
dont cut wrists la
--[colgate]-- says:
such a lame way to die

2) a. Jump off a waterfall (Alex Garland’s BEACH style)

--[colgate]-- says:
now thats the way to die
Ms. Pomme de Terre™ says:
waterfall is too macho
--[colgate]-- says:
not really
Ms. Pomme de Terre ™ says:
i need something which will make me look quite girlie and fragile at the same time

b. Jump off a waterfall (backwards; like a real lady)

--[colgate]-- says:
u fall backwards
--[colgate]-- says:
and time slows down
--[colgate]-- says:
and some really emo songs plays
Ms. Pomme de Terre ™ says:
ahhhh...
Ms. Pomme de Terre ™ says:
yes yes
--[colgate]-- says:
like "bixby canyon bridge"

3) Eat rat poison and die an awful, awful death (benefits: scare people who piss you off in the real world)

Ms. Pomme de Terre ™ says:
that'd be fun!! they'll be like freaked out n stuff
--[colgate]-- says:
lol
--[colgate]-- says:
ok
--[colgate]-- says:
better stop
--[colgate]-- says:
see u really go and do it
Ms. Pomme de Terre ™ says:
wwhy? u scared i come n haunt u or smth? hahahahah
--[colgate]-- says:
not really
--[colgate]-- says:
at least then i got someone to talk to
Ms. Pomme de Terre ™ says:
man, fist person to really freak out would be **censored**censored** coz he'd think i did it coz of him.. which in actual fact is not true.
--[colgate]-- says:
hahaahahahahhaah
--[colgate]-- says:
can imagine
--[colgate]-- says:
u come from behind and scare him
--[colgate]-- says:
"boo you **censored**censored** muthafucker"
--[colgate]-- says:
scare him... **censored**censored**
Ms. Pomme de Terre ™ says:
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Ms. Pomme de Terre ™ says:
**censored**censored**censored**censored**censored**censored**censored** and then let him see my horrid post-rat poison face! hahahahaha omg that that'd be hilarious!
--[colgate]-- says:
lol
--[colgate]-- says:
true...
--[colgate]-- says:
but that would mean ur dead
--[colgate]-- says:
and the victory would be hollow
Ms. Pomme de Terre ™ says:
ermm nvm la..
Ms. Pomme de Terre ™ says:
being alive isnt that much fun anyway
--[colgate]-- says:
true also la
--[colgate]-- says:
being dead would be fun
Ms. Pomme de Terre ™ says:
mmm.. discussing mentally disturbing things - so much fun.

The P-O-T-A-T-O-E-S aren't happy.

)=

What happened today:

em-met-t-m says:
kentang is not cool!

********* bean™ says:

eh it is ok?

********* bean™ says:

cool macam kentang!

em-met-t-m says:
no its not ok

em-met-t-m says:
you know whats cool

em-met-t-m says:
ice

em-met-t-m says:
ice ice baby

em-met-t-m says:
dumb dumb dum dum dum dumb

em-met-t-m says:
ice ice baby

********** bean™ says:
GHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

later that same morning (coz' it was 6a.m.):

em-met-t-m says:
im a blur sotong

********* bean™ says:
hahahahahah omg i love blur sotong!

em-met-t-m says:
really got such food ah?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Ms. Pomme de Terre feels like shes on Hashbrownies. Weeeeeeee (=

-the end-

p/s: hello mr. hashbrownies! how the first gig of 2009?

SS LIVE

UN-potato

I roll the window down
And then begin to breathe in

With my feet on the dash

The world doesn't matter

Potato Bro!

You know... i was just hanging out..out...then i saw this picture..picture. Then i saw a potato in him. Dude, im totally tripping balls, i have no idea whats goin on. Oh, Dont nuke our imagination bro! Dude...

Maybe, just maybe, there are potatoes in all of us. Dudeeee

Love,
Mr.Hashpipe, no..Mr.Hashbrownies

THE Potato

The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family. The word potato may refer to the plant itself as well. In the region of the Andes, there are some other closely related cultivated potato species. Potatoes are the world's fourth largest food crop, following rice, wheat and corn (Rhodes, 2009).







Yea, yea, yeaaa...



But at least, did you know that the potato is:

"The almighty ruler of everything, eating it will only cause it to build a city inside your body, except without the superpowers like fry gained when he had worms. "
--UrbanDictionary.com

"Something idiots confuse with a tomato. For example, 'yummmm, what was in that salsa? Potato? ' *rolls eyes*"
--Laura

"An individual who is boring or bland; lacking special distinction"
--Kendra Hobbs

"Silencer for a handgun."
--Italianplaya

"A term used when an ugly old man appears in hentai."
--Shroin

"Contrary to what most believe, the word Potato (capital P) is actually colloquial terminolgy for the male reproductive organ, also know to many as a penis"
--rawrsterrrrr


I bet now you'd be thinking twice about them 'taters' wont'cha? =D