Great and FUN ways to commit suicide:

Disclaimer: Names in conversation below have been changed to protect... me.

Sorry I didn't do the same for you em-met-t-m (hehe). See now I'd have to see you in court (omg, this cannot get any more retarded).

1) Sliding of wrists

--[colgate]-- says:
dont cut wrists la
--[colgate]-- says:
such a lame way to die

2) a. Jump off a waterfall (Alex Garland’s BEACH style)

--[colgate]-- says:
now thats the way to die
Ms. Pomme de Terre™ says:
waterfall is too macho
--[colgate]-- says:
not really
Ms. Pomme de Terre ™ says:
i need something which will make me look quite girlie and fragile at the same time

b. Jump off a waterfall (backwards; like a real lady)

--[colgate]-- says:
u fall backwards
--[colgate]-- says:
and time slows down
--[colgate]-- says:
and some really emo songs plays
Ms. Pomme de Terre ™ says:
ahhhh...
Ms. Pomme de Terre ™ says:
yes yes
--[colgate]-- says:
like "bixby canyon bridge"

3) Eat rat poison and die an awful, awful death (benefits: scare people who piss you off in the real world)

Ms. Pomme de Terre ™ says:
that'd be fun!! they'll be like freaked out n stuff
--[colgate]-- says:
lol
--[colgate]-- says:
ok
--[colgate]-- says:
better stop
--[colgate]-- says:
see u really go and do it
Ms. Pomme de Terre ™ says:
wwhy? u scared i come n haunt u or smth? hahahahah
--[colgate]-- says:
not really
--[colgate]-- says:
at least then i got someone to talk to
Ms. Pomme de Terre ™ says:
man, fist person to really freak out would be **censored**censored** coz he'd think i did it coz of him.. which in actual fact is not true.
--[colgate]-- says:
hahaahahahahhaah
--[colgate]-- says:
can imagine
--[colgate]-- says:
u come from behind and scare him
--[colgate]-- says:
"boo you **censored**censored** muthafucker"
--[colgate]-- says:
scare him... **censored**censored**
Ms. Pomme de Terre ™ says:
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Ms. Pomme de Terre ™ says:
**censored**censored**censored**censored**censored**censored**censored** and then let him see my horrid post-rat poison face! hahahahaha omg that that'd be hilarious!
--[colgate]-- says:
lol
--[colgate]-- says:
true...
--[colgate]-- says:
but that would mean ur dead
--[colgate]-- says:
and the victory would be hollow
Ms. Pomme de Terre ™ says:
ermm nvm la..
Ms. Pomme de Terre ™ says:
being alive isnt that much fun anyway
--[colgate]-- says:
true also la
--[colgate]-- says:
being dead would be fun
Ms. Pomme de Terre ™ says:
mmm.. discussing mentally disturbing things - so much fun.